Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
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Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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