I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
look no pants
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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