lets start a swedish sibling band together
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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