If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Dear god my vagina.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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