pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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