I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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