my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
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Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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