Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
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If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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