I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
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I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
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At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
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He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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