your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
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She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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