I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
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How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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