I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
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Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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