drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
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