Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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