His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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