I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
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Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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