your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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