We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
The beer is more important than you right now.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
