He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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