Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
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got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
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you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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