i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
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