Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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