Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
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i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
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I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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