Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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