I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
