Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
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I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
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I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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