This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
this hospital has no fireball
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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