so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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