just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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