i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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