i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
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we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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