So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
