I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
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I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
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how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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