He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
it was like eating out sand paper
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
it's great music for shaving your balls
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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