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Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
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then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
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Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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