I think scott just propositioned me for sex
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
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I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
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When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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