I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
It's shark week go big or go home
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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