4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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