the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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