Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
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the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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