Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
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Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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