actually, I'm a sock model
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
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debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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