He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
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