Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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