she was so not down for the gang bang
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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