Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
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