I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Help. Why am I so naked?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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