dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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