stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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