He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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