return my video game
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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