Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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