Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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