Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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