he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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