Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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