My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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