Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
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I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
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Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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