I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.